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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

stumbled upon this while surfing the net.

This ah-ma can really twist her tongue and BOOGIE at the same time! HaHa!
Click on the link!

Rapping Granny

it got me home
10:03 PM


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Many thanks to those who wished me happy birthday today!

Not in any form of order:

My sis.

Angeline, Jia Rui, Jen and her sister Evelyn

Derek, Gordon, Loh K L, Thomas Lee, Winny, Cheng and Daniel

Eddie, Zheng from sec sch days

Elaine and Candy from TP, Dip Eln clique

Kia Jun and Jun Yang who shares the same birth date as me

Yixuan from TP

My trainee, Derek Yeo from BTT30

Peiling and Joyz

There are those who celebrated my birthday with me:

Evelynn and Gordon on 21.09.08.

Cheng, Daniel, Lee Kim Seah and MWO Lum on 22.09.08

Angeline, and my poly mates: Bryan, Ronnie, Jing Wen, Kok Ching, Kuan Sui, Shana and Jin Ping on 23.09.08.

Thanks for the company and to those who made the effort to come down after work to gather around for a rare gathering after our poly days.

Thanks to Evelynn and Gordon for the top. It will certainly make a change in my wardrobe. More to come if i am to change my 'uniform'.

Thanks to Angeline for your present. It might not cost alot, but i can see that you took the time and effort to make it and wrap it yourself. =)

Thanks to Kuan Sui and gang for the tie and cuff links set. I'll certainly try to get a chance to use them. Hmm... Perhaps when my friends get married ba... *hint*hint* hahaha... and for the cake, you should have taken a photo of me when i saw the cake coming out. absolutely stunned cos i wasn't expecting it. it was really a surprise. 感动~

Advance thanks to Jen for your upcoming present, which will be sent by post. don't worry, i'm not gonna leave you out!

Thanks to OETI for the birthday card which everyone else has.

All in all, it's the thought that counts. I dont like to put a dollar sign to everything. Just the thought. it means differently to different people with different financial situations, so what's to compare? =) it's the effort that counts.

There're also some pics to be posted after my professional-photographer-in-the-making friend, Ronnie is done uploading. So, stay tuned!




it got me home
11:55 PM


Happy Birthday to Me! Hahaha! 23 yrs old on 23.09.08 =)

it got me home
11:21 AM


Thursday, September 18, 2008

after a day of work, i had a nice ad-hoc dinner today. went to old upper thomson road to have chilli crabs with gordon and evelynn today. hahaha.. other then that, we had prawn paste chicken, fried ginger frog legs, hotplate beancurd and fried mantous! 5 items, 3 ppl and the amount is just nice! went to poke some tiny numbered balls at AMK after our dinner, as usual! hahaha...

derek was talking about an overseas trip next month. with the new training schedule, i doubt it will materialise. so, fat hope? we shall see... =) still haf 6 days from last yr's leave yet to be cleared. hahaha... time to slp. gotta run with gordon tml morning...

it got me home
11:57 PM


Friday, September 05, 2008

Woots! Finally a day to do some of the things i've always wanted to do!

First thing in the morning, had fishball mee for breakfast. then went out with mum to the bank to open an UOB bank account with the money from my fixed D, not gonna touch that acc anymore =). After that, we went to Isetan to buy shirts for my dad. Ended up, i bought a pair of boxers as well. Saw Levi's boxers there, and i suddenly remembered it will be cheaper than if i go to the Levi's store. So popped over there and looked arnd for the design i wanted. The assistant told me that it's out of stock. i was sian-ed, so i asked if there's any stores nearby with the design. she checked and came back with sth better. she had a pair that someone has reserved but didn't collect! wOooo.. lucky me! hahaha... got another 2 briefs and some Levi's briefs for my brother as well, hahahha =X it's my bday mth, so i will be getting 25% off wif my Levi's card! ^_^ however the assistant told me that my card has been discontinued, even though it expires on 30 sept! So i just applied for a new one, and got a belt set free! wah seh... so kua zhang lor, i see the belt set also stun. what's even better is that the card is transferable! so anyone who wanna shop there, can just borrow my card! =P the birthday offer is valid for the buyer too!

we went over to century square for lunch cos i wanted my baked rice and she wants her yong tau hu, best of both worlds ~.~. then went to ntuc to shop for groceries with my mum, and i got a pair of hokkien opera shows at TS Video for my granny to watch when she's bored. i can still hear it playing as i'm writing this! hahaha... stopped over at the bank to enquire how i can update my phone number from 93885155 to 92228155 in the i-banking system. turns out i can do it thru the ATM!

went home, moved the DVD player to my granny's room and played it for her ^_^ surfed facebook, and troubleshooted my sis's fren's ipod shuffle for her. turns out the reason why can't detect the ipod is cos there wasn't a direct connection to the CPU, the ipod requires a high-power USB port to connect. wahahha... booked 4 tix for bangcock(oops sry is bangkok) dangerous at GV tiong bahru to watch with evelynn, gordon and daniel later.

by the time i finished all this, it's time to cook! with my mum's guidance, i made 蛋炒饭 from last night's leftover rice, stir-fried some vegetables and steamed a fish for dinner. still much to learn, hahaha..


Pics!

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Top: Levi's card. Bottom: UOB card

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Ah Ma's DVDs!

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Belt Set! 1 BIG buckle, 2 belt straps!

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the belt set holder, can be used as toiletries holder

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My retired Levi's card

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By XeL =P
Not gonna upload the pictures of underwear. hahaha! =X

F-U-N!

it got me home
3:30 PM


Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Laughters for the day

一位在美的留學生,想要考國際駕照。
在考試時因為過于緊張,看到地上標線是向左轉。
他不放心的問道: 「turn left?」
監考官回答:「right.」 于是他立刻向右轉。
很抱歉他只有下次再來。

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某人刻苦學習英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,
忙說:「I am sorry.」
老外應道:「I am sorry too.」
某人又道:「I am sorry three.」
老外不解,問:「what are you sorry for?」
某人無奈,道:「I am sorry five. 」

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某男,亦粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:「once a week。」
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:「 this item should be filled in with male or female.」
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下﹕female,
官楞之,曰:? shouldn't it be male? 」
男急釋曰:「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.」

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某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆,「報告老闆,
下個月歐洲有一批訂單,我覺得公司需要帶人去和他們開會。」

老闆在公文後面短短簽下:「Go a head! 」
經理收到之後,馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程,自己則是整理行李。
臨出發那天,被秘書擋下來。

秘書:「你要幹什麼?」
經理:「去歐洲開會啊!」
秘書:「老闆同意了嗎?」
經理:「老闆不是批 go a head 嗎?」
秘書:「你來公司那麼久,難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎?老闆的意思是:去個頭!」

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有位國內來的女士,個性喜愛沾便宜。某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價;她去撿便宜,選來選去,終於挑到一件。但樣式新潮,不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。
就用英語問他:「for Girl or Boy?」
黑人回答:「Unisex!」
她聽成「You need sex 」 ,豈不是性騷擾?
又怕自己聽錯,露出錯愕懷疑的神情;

黑服務員見狀,一個字母一個字母地解釋:「
U – N – I – SEX!」
這次她聽的很清楚「You and I Sex」,
立即找黑人上司裡論,心想可趁機會大大地敲一筆。

經理解釋說:這件衣服男女都可以穿,Unisex
是中性的意思,構不上性騷擾。她敲竹槓的興頭完全落空,白歡喜一場。

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一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。工作之餘,打算看看風景名勝。
為此他查考了大量的資料,選擇去自由女神像。
為了週全,甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。

於是,他叫了輛計程車準備出發,下面是他和計程車司機的談話;
計程車司機問道:「Where do you want to go, Sir?」
老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為「 Statue of Liberty」,
他想自由應該是FREE,女神大概是WOMAN。
於是回答司機「FREE WOMAN!」

司機聽成"免費的女人" ,馬上道:
「What? Oh!Hey man,Here is America, nothing is free!」
(什麼?喂!老兄,這裡是美國,樣樣都要花錢,沒有免費的玩意兒!)

老兄:「 Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See,
here is the phone number, 『sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.』」

it got me home
11:06 PM


Friday, August 29, 2008

finally got to use the laptop.... all i wanna say is, i PASSED! ^_^

it got me home
10:59 PM


Monday, August 25, 2008

wow! finally found the time to change my blogskin. can't rem how long ago i changed it. that's how long it is! hahaha.. yea.. and it was done during the 5hour wait for the couple who's working today, Gordon and Evelynn. we're gonna have dinner later at chomp chomp!

came down to AMK hub and had lunch with Evelynn at ichiban sushi. her boss's coming back from HQ today so she couldn't stay for very long. after seeing her off beside Bishan MRT, i was all alone. therefore, i had to wander around like a homeless stray from place to place with my laptop trying to find a place with a power outlet and wifi access in Junction 8. using the wifi spotter app, i discovered the entire J8 is wifi-accessible. so, the real challenge is finding the power outlet! went in Coffee Bean and saw a seat with power outlet. sat down and waited for the queue to shorten before buying my drink. who knows, one idiot swooped down on my seat when i left it! RAWR!

had to take to walking around J8 again, saw that there's a power outlet beside the 2nd floor Boffee Bean and i was like on cloud nine la... but went closer and saw a sign 'Not for Public Use' =_= so went back to the Coffee Bean again, i looked across to Delifrance next door and ding! i saw a power outlet beside the outermost seat outside Delifrance. wootz... sat there and plugged in to feed my laptop some juice. yeah! happily changed my blogskin, talk to friends and email Evelynn till around 5 when the security guard came to tell me that i can't use the power outlet. well, too bad, i already charged my laptop battery till it's nearly full le den tell me to plug it out. nice! hahaha! anyway, i saw a female malay security guard looking at my direction at 3+ and i wonder wat took them so long to approach me. perhaps to let me charge it fully? hahaha...

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`Enjoys

``Mahjong!``
``A Good Drink``
``Chatting``
``KtV``
``Volleyball``
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``Sleeping``
``Music``
``Movies``
``Table Tennis``
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``To improve posture
``To be more decisive
``To be more assertive
``To be more adroit
``To be more discerning
``To be more presentable
``To be less elaborate
``To be proficient in what I do
``Financial Freedom``
``My class 3 license! ``
``IPPT SiLvEr ``IPPT GoLD

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``Bag to replace TP
``freebie bag. =P ``
``Black PSP``
``U.S size 10 shoes``
``Cologne``
``Tops``
``Jeans``
``Electric Shaver``
``H.P pouch for E61/N82``
``Wallet``
``New Computer``

`Indulges

``In a good meal``
``In good company``
``In sharing thoughts``

`Abhors

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``Being ignorant``
``Being sick``
``Disagreements``
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